Doug lee is undead quite by accidentattacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and fifteen forever. Fat white vampire blues by andrew fox, paperback barnes. Grey, jemma1011, trinidad, jemma, grey, book, my, vampire, love, series. Bill the vampire download free epub, pdf book library. Especially when the star of vampire hunters is hot on your trail in an attempt to boost ratings. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading. Download fulltext pdf the fox and the fat article pdf available in cell cycle georgetown, tex. Read fat white vampire blues paperback july 1, 2003 by andrew fox for online ebook. After spending nearly a century drinking the cholesterolsaturated blood of lower class new orleanians, vampire jules duchon has attained the unenviable weight of 450 pounds. Bride of the fat white vampire by andrew fox kirkus. His fairly routine unlife of driving a taxi is brought to an end by malice x, a newintown black vampire who threatens jules unless he stops killing black victims. Buy a cheap copy of fat white vampire blues book by andrew fox. Jules has resided amongst the living and undead in new orleans for about 100 years and things.
I hadnt run across it until tor reissued it back in 2008and im so thankful they did. Books by andrew fox author of fat white vampire blues. He has written two comic novels, fat white vampire blues and bride of the. Home ipi ebooks download free ebooks in psychotherapy. The readers advisory guide to horror ala store american. Booktopia is a 100% australianowned onlineonly retail store selling books, ebooks and dvds australia wide. Download ebook in pdfepubtuebl format or read online free. Jules is the titular character of andrew foxs entertaining debut novel, fat white vampire blues. After morphing into 187 very large white rats in the name of selfpreservation, jules duchon is back to his portly self, a. The humor from both books is derived primarily from the embarrassing or dangerous. Fat white vampire blues fat white vampire, book 1 by. Smashwords the vampires mistress vamp romance a book.
Having blown himself into 187 white rats at the end of fat white. Both novels feature jules duchon, a morbidly obese. The conclusion of the tale is a little unsatisfying, and fox plays fast and furious with so many concepts of vampirism both traditional and some his own creations along the way that he leaves many unexplored in. Andrew fox s hero is the antilestat we didnt even know we needed. Lord ramos, ruler of the red night clan sends one of his most trusted dark warriors on a task to find him a mistress.
Hes undead, overweight, and cant get a date vampire, nosferatu, creature of the nightwhatever you call himjules duchon has lived so to speak in new orleans far longer than there have been drunk coeds on bourbon street. The fat white vampire of the title is jules duchon, who weighs in at around 350 pounds. Born and bred in the workingclass ninth ward, bitten and smitten with the big easy. Fat white vampire blues is a bmovie of a book informed by pulp magazines, comic books, new age spiritualism, and, well, bmovies. Based in sydney, australia we offer over 4 million books from our database which have been. Fetching more photos previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 266 267 next. Hes undead, overweight, and cant get a date vampire, nosferatu, creature of the nightwhatever you call himjules duchon. Lovevampires the website dedicated to vampire fiction. Fat white vampire otaku kindle edition by fox, andrew. Fat white vampire blues, andrew foxs first novel, is a relentlessly. Where can i download vampire diaries ebooks for free in. Buy a cheap copy of bride of the fat white vampire book by andrew fox. Jules has resided amongst the living and undead in new orleans for about 100 years and things are changing, life is happening around him and more importantly, to him.
Usn commander micholson lost his ship but is given a chance to redeem himself. Jules is the titular character of andrew fox s entertaining debut novel, fat white vampire blues. Pearlsong press the falstaff vampire files by lynne murray. Andrew fox has 31 books on goodreads with 3489 ratings. This tangy second goround for foxs quarterton vampire gives readers a run for their money at telling the bloodsuckers from the leeches. My fat fox is a small indie publishing company based in london uk, and with roots in the us. Here is a large list of vampire book readings done by the authors and audiobooks.
The conclusion of the tale is a little unsatisfying, and fox plays fast. The humor from both books is derived primarily from the embarrassing or dangerous predicaments that are at odds with the dignified, suave. Fat vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his greasestained hands, must learn to turn the afterlifes lemons into tasty lemon danishes. We aim to make the work of new and talented authors and artists available to everyone. The first movie he remembers seeing is japanese monster fest destroy all monsters, viewed fr. Teen vampires are a dime a dozen nowadays, but how many attend comiccon. Vampires have problems, too, as shown in foxs clever, wisecracking debut that never quite works as the tragicomedy it aspires to be. And by book s end, jules is more than an obese undead loser. Foxs book, though, is entirely its own in terms of plot and characters. The first book in the fat white vampire series a novel by andrew fox vampire, nosferatu, creature of the night whatever you call him jules duchon has lived so to speak in new orleans far longer than. Unless the author puts them online somewhere for free, or your local library has ebook versions available for download visit their website, you are probably out of luck.
Shadow cove, washington, is the kind of town everyone dreams aboutquaint streets, lush forests, good neighbors. He was born in 1964 and grew up in north miami beach, florida. Andrew jay fox is the author of fat white vampire blues and bride of the fat white vampire. Get your kindle here, or download a free kindle reading app. Not your average vampire, bill will become your new vampire friend with something funny to say in the. He has written two comic novels, fat white vampire blues and bride of the fat white vampire. Brite love in vein edited by poppy z brite fat white vampire blues by andrew fox the vampire omnibus edited by peter haining. Weighing in at a whopping four hundred and fifty pounds, swelled up on the sweet, rich blood of people who consume the fattiest diet. Both novels feature jules duchon, a morbidly obese vampire who resides in new orleans and works as a taxi driver. Born and bred in the workingclass ninth ward, bitten and smitten with the. Bride of the fat white vampire by andrew fox overdrive.495 761 452 947 246 802 1521 639 869 1181 135 68 1504 1247 1193 27 130 1133 176 1097 1336 766 192 1418 556 200 977 1421 75 176 868 637 463 710 324 332 733 959 552 441 658 429